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Thank you for flying dream airlines
Our only passenger,
The lady in blue.

Even though your trip ended with tears…
Tears of Sadness, heartbreak and embarrassment…
If it you didn’t believe it was him on here
Your heart would have never gone there…

There… a place of an incredible love…
A love words can’t describe…
A love that has you follow your heart, no matter how stupid or unreasonable it may seem.
A love that shines from you and pushes any clouds away…

Welcome back to reality…

A love …
Even now…
I am thankful I experienced!
A little more when I am not feeling like a crazy semi silent stalker:(

Loving him…
It will never stop…
He will always be the one…
I am just not his…

by Time2024 February 8, 2025

I-290 Worcester

A major highway that runs through Worcester, MA that between the hours of 2-6pm on weekdays and sometimes Saturdays really stupid dumbass people meet up to just stop in the middle of a highway from when you first reach Worcester over the lake Quinsigamond until the Grafton Street exit. As soon as people see the “Welcome to Worcester” sign they develop “gas pedal amnesia” and just stop in a moronic sea of brake lights. It is 10x worse on Fridays for whatever reason. It could easily be avoided if people just learned how to drive.

Man #1: Should we take I-290 Worcester to get from Shrewsbury to Auburn this afternoon?

Man #2: No way, I feel like getting there sometime this century and not have to deal with a bunch of morons who can’t drive

by Noraa dude September 25, 2023

I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!

Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"

by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024

I was white before it was cool

Fuck yeah, I was born this way.

I'm so fancy,, oh ya?! I was white before it was cool

by PickleSnicher January 5, 2023

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Can I frockes?

A question you ask at any random moment.

"Hello there"

"Heya, can I frockes?"

by anonymous April 17, 2025

I Think It's A Sin

A phrase common in the south and/or bible belt region of the US. Typically means that an action or attitude is negative or not a very healthy state of mind/body that isn't actually condemned in the bible (nor endorsed by it either).

Billy Joe: "Man y'all know I cant come visit you in Mississippi, I've got work all week"

Bobby Sue: "All y'all working is gonna put you in the grave and all your free time is spent at home and I think it's a sin"

by forwhomthebellstoll July 25, 2019