I feel like royaltea

How you happily describe being invited to a fancy-schmancy gathering of upper-middle-class "sweet little old ladies" who are partaking of their afternoon cups of brewed herbal beverages.

Nerdy teenager: Besides her paying me a generous amount to help her around the house, Mrs. Jones also always invites me to share the weekly 4 PM "chamomile 'n' crackers" social with her and "the girls" from her knitting club --- I feel like royaltea sitting at da table wif all of those gentle smilingly-sociable grammas!

by QuacksO August 21, 2025

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Get the I feel like royalteamug.

I

I love YOU!!!!
how I wish you could hold me!!!
And tell me overthinking

I shouldn’t do…

I will just have to tell myself!!!

by a dream and 💔 July 23, 2024

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i did that

I👏DID👏THAT👏

I did that. Look at me go. Look at me shine. Look at me glisten and gleam. I'm shining bright. Bright like a diamond. A diamond in the sky. I did that. I just did that.

by Luuuuuna January 12, 2017

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i like your cut g

slapping a shitter's spicy ass forehead and saying "I like your cut g". Usually used to make a perfectly cut scream using a shitter's voice.

i like your cut g- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fat boy mrhotmadm December 9, 2020

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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

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