slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016

slap the dog

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs

i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog

by nik April 30, 2004

Nut slap

Exclaimed when frustrated or annoyed, like 'ball ache'.

A friend drops their drink...you say - 'ooo nut slap'

by The Mental Masher February 02, 2011

slap nut

a dumb ass person


only a dumb person would slap they nuts cause it hurt so bad

shut ur slap nut azz up

by byron powell July 25, 2005

cat slap

sneaking up behind a cat an slapping at without it seeing you

sneak up and cat slap!

by Alex Cullen January 20, 2009

bitch slap

To slap a guy showing little respect for him. The guy getting bitch slapped gets owned.

just bitch slap that fucker!!!

by taco February 24, 2005

falcon slap

A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.

I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.

by saharadryhumor December 26, 2014