- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts
- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars
the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way
- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars
the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way
My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!
by The Poobah October 25, 2013
Get the Greasemonkey 3 waymug. A dick in each hand, a dick in the mouth, a dick in the ass and a dick in the vagina, and everyone looks at each other wondering who goes first.
The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
by Jizzcummer June 14, 2018
Get the five way intersectionmug. by Swankybluenay December 2, 2017
Get the in dat hood waymug. The intersection of four hallways in an educational building. This usually gets jammed and crammed with useless idiots who do not know how to walk. Avoid these at all costs!
by Frannknbeans November 18, 2015
Get the 4-Way Stopmug. Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008
Get the half way housemug. The weirdest most unsavory and unappealing sexual situation you can possibly imagine involving at least three people.
Dude, the crazyiest shit every happened last night! I was an unwilling participant in a Pacheco Three-way!
by marcosarmada July 7, 2011
Get the Pacheco Three-waymug. A show on Nickelodeon with 4 seasons about young teenage witches and wizards and kanays dealing with their powers while falling in love with each other.
Girl 1: I am so Every Witch Way ended.
Girl 2: That was so long ago.
Girl 1: It still a really good show. I love Jax and Emma they are perfect for each other.
Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! And Maddie and Diego.
Girl 2: That was so long ago.
Girl 1: It still a really good show. I love Jax and Emma they are perfect for each other.
Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! And Maddie and Diego.
by don’t worrry about who I am May 1, 2018
Get the every witch waymug.