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Blue Waffle 

A Bluish Greenish abnormality in a female OR Male sex organ that is cause by: A weak immune system or lowered resistance to disease is one of the main reason that contributes to blue waffle infection. Secondly, stress and poor or low nutrition diet are some more factors that can result to this vaginal infection. Wearing tight underwear or using feminine hygiene sprays can also cause blue waffle infection. Being an elusive STI(Sexually Transmitted Infection), the infection can also be transmitted from an infected partner to the other partner, if the person indulges in unprotected sex. Other causes may include the use of contraceptives or birth control pills, cuts, abrasions, or some irritations in the vagina from childbirth, intercourse without lubrication, tampons and use of an instrument in the vagina.
Male or Female?? :
Though the term blue waffle has not been officially recognized by any medical professional, it does not mean that the infection does not prevails. In fact, blue waffle infection is often believed to be an elusive Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI) which can occur in both men and women but is more commonly seen in women. Blue waffle is a parasitic infection that primarily affects the urogenital tract. Also termed as trichomoniasis or trich, this infectious disease particularly affects the urethra and vagina in women.
Boy1:OMG!! did you see that chick's pussy?!!?! Its totally a blue waffle!!!!
Boy2:NO WAY!!!

Boy1:YEAH!!!!!
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Flamingo Waffle 

Someone who is from Belgium who speaks Flemish.
Hey, meet my friend! He's from Belgium, you know they make waffles there!
Yeah, he speaks Flemish, isn't that cool?
He's a Flamingo Waffle!

Stroop Waffle 

A legendary Dutch snack full of sweet, sticky, orgasmic filling between two waffle cookies.

Best enjoyed for breakfast in bed, with coffee, or as a dessert. Sometimes warmed or eaten from the package.

Used often to cleanse the mind and palette.

Commonly enjoyed after or before sexual intercourse.

Pronounced "Strope Vaffle"
"Hey! Want a stroop waffle? Yeah man, thanks"

"Wow that was amazing, want a stroop waffle to make ourselves not feel like shit about having underage sex?"
Stroop Waffle by Benji831 October 14, 2013

twat waffle

when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.
Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.

Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.

Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night
twat waffle by therealgfromia July 24, 2009

twat waffle

one who is a pussy with a slight hint of homoism!!
Josh Severson, Zack Rowe and Brian Krubsack are the biggest fucking twat waffles in La Crosse.
twat waffle by Travis April 21, 2004

Medium waffle 

Savagerealm made this word up
To make them stop all you have to respond is "Large waffle"!
Person: Medium waffle
You : Large waffle so shut the fuck up

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