Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

by NIKKY6 August 28, 2025

ROBBIEZ PENIZ
by SuckingWhalesRAmazing October 8, 2018

by maikatura August 28, 2022

the FUCKING MORON WHO POLLUTES GAMEJOLT CHATS ((most of) the baldis basics scratch community hates him!!)
mr. whale: Thank you for adding me to your group! Use !help for a list of commands.
baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON
mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋
baldi scratch person: !leave YOU FUCKING MORON
mr. whale: Bye Bye 👋
by elsqued December 19, 2023

A slang term for individuals who are so addicted to video games that they deplete their entire life savings to continue gaming. This term underscores the extreme dedication some gamers have to their hobby, often at the expense of their financial stability.
After selling his car and draining his savings, Jake became a whale, fully immersed in his gaming world and oblivious to the consequences.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
