Shake someone up

To dap someone up or give them a handshake. Slang used in east coast and west coast.

“what’s good, shake me up gang”

“aight”

(shake someone up)

by thatboyreid May 11, 2024

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McDonald's Grimace Shake

A purple shake made of Grimace's shit blended with his cum in a cup with whipped cream smothered from his purple ass cheeks.

Guy1: "Whoa dude what is that?"
Guy2: "This is the new McDonald's Grimace Shake. Want to try some?"
Guy1: "Sure dude."
*Sips*
Guy2: "How is it dude?"
Guy1: "Holy shit this is fucking goo-" *chokes and dies*
Guy2: "Dude are you okay? DUDE!!"

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 07, 2023

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The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

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Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

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