Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

by Bbelle October 21, 2022

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

Irish Backhander

When your vet who claims he's Irish backhands you mid-consult.

I won't be going to that vet again, he told me he was Irish and then gave me an Irish Backhander!

by BigDWithBigP December 5, 2025

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018

The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.

Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”

by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019