danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.
Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!
by milfonian March 11, 2012
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fart flap

The triangular rear side window in some smaller cars having a hinge on the front edge and a latch on the back edge that opens about 2 inches.
That fart is horrible! Open the fart flaps!
by Lord Windowsmear June 30, 2014
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Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.
“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”
by JewsGetKosher April 16, 2018
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floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet
I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.
by Skampz May 11, 2017
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Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.
As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells
by classicbadger January 26, 2021
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Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.
The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.
by IbagM21 January 03, 2015
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snowman fart

When one farts 3 times consecutively, the first fart being large, the second fart being medium, & the third fart to top it off being small.
by Pdddl August 19, 2017
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