birthday surprise

a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.

omg. for my 19th birthday jack gave me a birthday surprise!

by hellogoodbye123456 February 20, 2009

St. Petersburg Surprise

The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"

I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.

by incarcerator March 5, 2014

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Surkhab

a cunt that no one loves

You are such a bloody SURKHAB.

by xdyeeterbtw69 June 12, 2019

suphistimicated

Sometimes Used in Place Of Sophisticated by ideits on IRC `-`

04:05 ¦AngryDragon¦ TO THE WINDOW.... TO THE WALL.... TO THE BEADS OF PERSPERATION DOWN MY SCROTUM!!!!
04:05 ¦AngryDragon¦ Thats my suphistimicated version of Get Low!

by Taco April 17, 2004

Sarphon

An awesome forsaken from the wow realm "The sha'tar"

Sarphon gave me a blowjobie last night!

by Sarphon December 5, 2009

Blutwurst Surprise

Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009