fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017

as rare as a steak

Fine piece of ass

Oh my she is as rare as a steak lad

by Bigboy.com September 28, 2017

Phili cheese steak

This noun is in reference to when a Filipino woman takes part in a gang bang. It is named as such because it is said to describe what the as for mentioned gang bang looks like.

Antonio " hey man did you hear that Jane got phili cheese steaked last night"

Nathan "no way she did that!"
Antonio "yeah man I was there"

by Goat fucker42069 October 17, 2017

Cruzin With Steak

The act of trolling the seedier side of town looking for new meat.

Guy #1: What do you wanna do tonite?
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.

by Mr.Bowel October 26, 2017

High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017