sock newborn

When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.

--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."

by steelroots2013 August 23, 2012

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

church socks

A small dimebag of marijuana.

John purchased some church socks for him and his friends for Sunday.

by MicahG November 1, 2006

Dick sock

Foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

"I heard he has a dick sock!"

"Ew, he must have to clean that thing five times a day!"

by verdelove March 19, 2010

pink sock

when a guy&girl are having anal sex and right before the guy cums he hits the girl over the head with a pink sock so her butt cheeks clench.

My girl finally agreed to do anal, but i pulled the pink sock trick: bad idea.

by SHANNONR6909 October 28, 2011

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003