bag of smashed assholes 

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

bag of smashed assholes by ffejtable December 13, 2006

molding smasher 

a female with an exeptionaly large arse, when they try to pass through doorways there arse usually catches the moldings around the door and breaks them

jordee: holy fuck amber was at my house today she's such a molding smasher
jeremy: really???! how many doors did she go through??

molding smasher by vanor February 1, 2009

torta smashing 

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.

"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"

torta smashing by dbginyu April 27, 2010

smashed the homies

When a girl has had sexual relations with you OR more than one of your friends.

Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.

friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's

smashed the homies by Big-Liek March 3, 2010

Smasher 

A cancerous tank in world of tanks blitz made by wargaming (cunts). This tank is just a KV-2 in a costume but more cancerous than ever.

Player1: there's only 1 enemy what's the enemy tank?
Player2: a full health smasher
Player1: I had a request kill me

Smasher by Your Local FBI agent May 9, 2021

Smashing Pumpkins 

An act that immediately preceeds being chased by the owners of said pumpkins

I was smashing pumpkins last halloween, and this crazy lady chased me in her car for a while

Smashing Pumpkins by Tim_Dayton November 20, 2004

get smashed

the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly pass out also means drunk

Partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts

get smashed by spik31 April 18, 2010