shit bro

1. (noun) a statement that expresses that a significant change has recently occurred and a bro must be updated.

2. (noun) feeling sympathy for a bro's misfortune.

1. "Shit bro, I just tripped out on lsd for the first time."

2. "Shit bro, sorry to hear about your hiv test results..."

by fatboyfly April 21, 2016

crock-shits

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

Getting shit on

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 14, 2010

shootin' the shit

1.) talking about past time
2.) talking about nothing
3.) venting

dude 1: "sup? whatchya doing bro?"

dude 2: "nothing just chillen. you?"

dude 1: "just shootin' the shit with some friends."

dude 2: "righttt onnn."

by boredboredboredbored August 23, 2009

Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'

Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.

by carlipet September 23, 2009

shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

by Skumpdalaump March 02, 2007