Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1

Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1

by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023

cariboo beer

Produced in Prince George BC, this is quite possible the worst beer known to man. Watery, tastes like piss, but hey 5.5%. Surprisingly however they make some damn good hard root beer.

Jimmy drank way too much fuckin Cariboo beer last night, it turned his piss green!

by MikeyMaple January 18, 2018

Makeup Beer

1. when a friend buys another friend a beer to make up for a wrongdoing.

2. to make amends with a friend who was insulted, let down, or wronged by buying them a beer.

Paul bought Kevin a makeup beer to show that he was sorry for forgetting to invite him to his party last weekend

by 2rde4rc April 29, 2010

Beer Cologne

A fragrance brought on by either spilling a lager or ale on oneself, or having beer spilled on you by friends/strangers. The aroma possesses the intensity of cologne with the scent of beer.

Barney: She knew I was drunk when she smelled my beer cologne.

Ted: Lots of spillage?

Barney: Yes, Ted. I was totally wearing the beer cologne.

by Jerod W. February 23, 2011

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer gills

Having the ability to consume beer fastidiously and with ease, as if breathing.

Man, that dude doesn't even drink beer. He inhales it through his beer gills.

by taco jack April 19, 2017

Hizzy beer

a beer left unfinished, typically in a can.

Alex left a hizzy beer on the counter.

by FriscoFrank January 6, 2023