A phrase derived by those who have experienced the intense sexual frustration of waiting for a girl to be ready to have sex again, only to find out she's on the rag.
Girl: "Shelly, did you have sex will Bill last night? I heard he's been waiting for like a month for you to get back in town."
Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."
Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)
(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
Shelly: "Girl, he can wait. I wasn't in the mood anyway- its that time of the month.."
Girls' Simultaneous laughter: "Saved by the Red!!!" (high-five)
(Bill wimpers softly in the corner...clutching his blue balls.)
by Kittenfister11 June 14, 2011
Get the Saved by the Red mug."Red Rocket" is a eufemism used by Zefrank1 to define an animal's erect penis, usually mammal, like a dog
Zefrank1 also uses the words "timmy" or "noodle" to define a penis, just not necessarily mammal
Zefrank1 also uses the words "timmy" or "noodle" to define a penis, just not necessarily mammal
"that 7-week-old baby kangaroo looks like a dog penis that's trying to escape! Run, little red rocket, run!"
by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018
Get the Red Rocket mug.An ugly chuckleheaded floozy with no values. A malformed nasty girl who hates the world for her misfortunes and has her eyes set on Alices boyfriend Jose and wants him all for herself. They once had a so called ON and OFF relationship and now he likes Alice she decided she wants him back. The Red Queen can have him back, Alice is not holding him against his will because Alice is lit and doesn't give a damn.
The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
The Red Queen tries to act innocent but she can't fool some. She's a janus faced slandering filth with a repulsive tongue. Constantly sees herself as superior bullying men into a relationship that fades by dusk.The Red Queen is a very insecure girl with alot to learn when it comes to how to please and keep a man. She undermines people's abilities and and does not wish well for anyone. She wants all the worldly treasures to herself not realizing that life is a treasure itself. Stay away from red Queen because you will not benefit from her friendship, she's a narcissist and a bore. So, if you see a short, red haired, blue-eyed boisterous troll with a gigantic bulbous head with pale skin, run for you life! You can order a bobblehead of the red queen from Walt Disney Studios. The great thing about is you can stick it on your dash and you can keep the kids entertained in the car for hours.
Red Queen: "you should know the difference between secrets and lies".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
Red Queen: "words can lie, see beyond them".
Red Queen: "a lie will rise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down".
Red Queen: "I can't believe I didn't see him for what he was from the beginning: a wolf in sheep's clothing. And now I'm the sheep pretending to be a wolf".
Red Queen: "I'm an accident. I'm a lie and my life depends on maintaining the illusion".
by Queen of Hearts....Alice April 18, 2018
Get the Red Queen mug.A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.
Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?
by Failurebitch January 29, 2019
Get the red wine mug.A book or notebook that a person keeps their dark and/or graphic thoughts, plans, fantasies, or records in, usually having to do with self harm or suicide
1"I've been cutting myself again, I need to write that down in my red book"
2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"
3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"
2"I am going to plan my suicide, I should write my ideas in my red book"
3"oh man, I hope my mom didn't find my red book, she'll know all my suicidal thoughts"
by Maia February 5, 2019
Get the Red Book mug.A person who is your best friend you can’t live with out them you can stop talking for months then start talking like nothing
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