Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.

Mum what's math?

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

Singapore Math

A mélange or rojak of the best math methodologies and pedagogies from the East and the West, which has given local students in the “fine” city of Singapore an asymmetric or unfair advantage over their peers overseas—when even their weaker students fare better than the global average.

Singapore Math has sprung up a cottage industry in math education, as millions of homeschoolers worldwide realized that wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles have helped their children hone their problem-solving skills.

by Numerati December 15, 2024

Math Girl

“Girl Math”
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.

Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.

My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.

by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020

Math

the literal definition of hell

if you love math, im blocking and reporting you

by kofikat January 26, 2021

Maths

If you don't know what Maths means it means this:
M-ental

A-buse
T-o
H-uman
S-ouls

thank you for you're time.

What does Maths do to you? Well that's an easy question!
Math ruins your brain is a piece of shit and the people in its questions are lazy motherfuckers and should die be in Hell being tormented by the Vengeful Spirit in FNaF.

by Rikoinnit_ May 25, 2021