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MATH

The worst thing in history. Like who would want to sit and add numbers for there life
I Hate MATH
by ejhgoferjqgo;vrjoqwgvjoq3r; January 27, 2020
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Math

Some gay shit that people use for school, instead of learning how to buy a house, do taxes, or live.
by Thatguyyouknow69420 March 12, 2024
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Math Is a Verb.

When you can’t be a spectator vis-à-vis the world’s most disliked school subject, but you need to be a player to master it—reading or listening about math won’t make you fluent in the subject, but doing math will.
Like Christianity, math is a verb. Just like you can’t impact lives if you merely know about Jesus and His teachings, so reading pop math books without dirtying your hands is unlikely going to raise your quantitative literacy in meeting the technological challenges of the 21st century.
by Numerati December 6, 2024
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Math Doodle

an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"

(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)
artist- dude, it's just a doodle.
you- dude, that's an effing MATH DOODLE.
by snekeyes4 October 28, 2023
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Huberman math

When your math is dubious
"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"
by AntyBs May 29, 2024
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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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