Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022

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Best form of torture. You wanna torture your friends? teach them math. You wanna absolutely crush that annoying friend that always asks your lunch? teach them algebra. It is a weapon in disguise

Bro i just math'd my bully. He doesn't come to school anymore...
Cool

by SpaceRaptor November 15, 2022

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pure hell for those who want to live without stress while still going to school

i hate math

by iburneddown21orphaneges November 15, 2022

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The work sheet that my computer blocked me from downloading because it was apparently a virus.

Maths is stupid

by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022

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Math means Mental Abuse to Humans

Maths mean Mental Abuse to Homo Sapiens

Person A: Hey what does math stand for
Person B: It stands for Mental Abuse to Humans

by THEREALXB November 21, 2022

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a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day

i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths

by Hegarty Hater November 22, 2022

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