jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 25, 2024
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Pizza Jerk

A person, usually a University student at an on-campus event, who shows up solely for the pizza and then is an asshole about it either through a verbal complaint, by taking too many pieces, or even complaining via anonymous feedback form regarding how long it took for them to get pizza, what temperature it was, etc.
Marcus: "That guy just walked in the room; he wasn't even at the presentation!"
Sarah: "What a pizza jerk!"

PJ:*Takes 6 slices of pizza before everyone has a chance to get some*
Aksana: "PUT THAT SHIT BACK YOU PIZZA JERK!"
by EnthusiasticElder April 08, 2016
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sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 February 24, 2016
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Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 07, 2017
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jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
by Bl0wj0b98 August 05, 2023
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Jerk jerk

When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."
by sullyvan September 29, 2017
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Jerk Jerker

The name of a person who fully believes it’s a good idea to masturbate next to somebody that is sleeping or who is believed to be sleeping.
My brother is a Jerk Jerker. I caught him beating it while he thought I was asleep.
by Warn7 January 04, 2024
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