Jelly Jammin

The act of smearing Jelly all over one’s shaft and “Jamming” it into someone rear end.

I was Jelly Jammin Erica last night and she got mad cause I used Grape jelly instead of Rasberry.

by Grim DaVinci June 19, 2025

Jelly Belly

A fat unhealthy teen or woman who is jealous of a sexy thin and healthy teen or woman.

Jelly: jealous Belly: big belly

(Like a flag girl jockin a cheerleader)

Cindy:"Why is that fat bitch staring at you like that?"
Elle:"She's fat! She's just a jelly belly!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

Slam Jelly

Like a slam jam, but for british people.

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK

by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017

jelly rub

Is when a female uses jelly as lube to masturbate with. Preferably don't use any jelly with seeds, that could be painful

I walked in and saw Jane "jelly rubbing" one off

by dirt d May 9, 2009

Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 May 23, 2018

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Jelly

ˈjelē
noun
1.
a short form of 'jealous', a state in which someone is beyond envy
verb
1.
the action of inserting a flaccid penis, through jiggling, down a woman's throat, related to jamming

Chad: "I totally jelliedCynthia last night!"
Jake: "Noice jelly, my brotha!"

by Tyrantosaurus Rekt May 12, 2016