He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jason mug.A goddess who walks the earth. She leaves everyone in her path wanting to learn more about her. People can’t take their eyes off of her. She hates fake people but other than that she is a loyal and honest person who loves everyone, but let you cross her and you will see a side no one has ever seen before and you will regret it.
“Jaionica is the most beautiful person ever”
“I wish I had a jaionica in my life”
“ hey have you talked to jaionica today? She is just the sweetest person”
“I wish I had a jaionica in my life”
“ hey have you talked to jaionica today? She is just the sweetest person”
by Localwallflower17 November 23, 2021
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Get the Jason mug.Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
Get the Jason mug.A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021
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by t-series1094 November 24, 2021
Get the jason mug.Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
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