Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.

Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.

by JCanada February 15, 2018

Crock-block

Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.

A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.

'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'

'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'

'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'

by Ten Forward January 12, 2017

choc-block

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009

Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party

BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP

by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

Jizz block

After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.

Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!

Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?

Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro

Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude

Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?

Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..

by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011