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humanous 

A descriptive word; defining a noun to have the features or descriptive attributes of a human.
"I know im not from here, though i see myself, so humanous.."
humanous by R03ER720 July 28, 2016

Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.
"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"

humanning 

The act of interacting with other human beings.
Teema: Humanning is definitely a word

David: Sure it is!
humanning by canv.as December 10, 2017

Human speed bump 

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
Human speed bump by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.
"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

humanity 

What I lose faith in every time I watch the news.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the news?

Person 2: Naw dawg ill lose faith in humanity
humanity by tonloadofshit October 21, 2020