humann being

A creature who cuts trees, makes paper and writes "Save Trees" on the same fucking paper

These humann beings are so crazy!

by Khzzzz September 29, 2015

Human

The chaotic lifeforms of planet earth, they tend to create a huge war when they don't get their way.

Humans, destroyers of peace.

by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016

humanous

A descriptive word; defining a noun to have the features or descriptive attributes of a human.

"I know im not from here, though i see myself, so humanous.."

by R03ER720 July 28, 2016

Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.

"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"

by thatwhitenigglet May 2, 2017

humanning

The act of interacting with other human beings.

Teema: Humanning is definitely a word

David: Sure it is!

by canv.as December 10, 2017

Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

Human Bacterial Frappuccino

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.

"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

by Apecreature November 14, 2019