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Handy Five-fetus

Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand
Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)
by the514slacker February 18, 2011
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five finger refund

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
by Terrysuki September 13, 2023
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Hamilton high five

First you find a girl that would be down for a three way one friend gets behind and hits it from the back and the other gets in front and gets sucked off. the two friends then high five over the object in the middle
Aj and Greg did a Hamilton high five last Thursday.
by Smallchungus__69 March 15, 2022
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Five Finger Forehead

a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.
Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"
by Dat_nigga_123 May 24, 2022
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bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out
by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017
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