Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.

“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”

by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020

Horasi Horasi Disease

A disease where you feel dizzy, lightheaded, sometimes itchy and causes violent spasms of the legs. It is most commonly found in Humans, Dogs and Giraffes

Bertie keeps running around, complaining about a headache, I think he's got Horasi Horasi Disease

by alius alibabwaus November 6, 2025

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016

Shroyer’s Disease

dick so good you fall in love

just got diagnosed with shroyer’s disease, his dick was sooo good fr

by coyotekitchen August 31, 2022

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by the weight of real empathy and sympathy. Also, having other people do for you what you would normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease but learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Bean disease

A deadly both mental and physical disease that someone is born with and starts showing symptoms for at the age of 10 years old. The symptoms include: extreme desire for bean memes, a very sarcastic voice and expression, a sexual attraction to beans, experiencing extreme mood swings when around raisins, face starts to look like a raisin bean lookin thing, will develop freckles on the face that look like mini beans, and when trying to intimidate someone will buff chest up and stiff the arms to look like some sort of bird. When approach someone diagnosed with the bean disease, buff up your chest and stiffen your arms so they will think of you as one of their own kind.

“ hey! Did you hear that Corbin has the bean disease!?”

“ wait WHAAAT!?!?!? We need to stay clear of him! The bean disease is baaad”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018