Ikea date

Covid isolation blind date where two people would go out to a supermarket or Ikea and spend the day pretending to be married while looking at displays.

Let's have an Ikea date, and we can play house.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011

spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.

"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."

by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013

an arabian date

an offensive term for a one night stand

if you are going to have your carnaldetism during an arabian date, make it a memorable one

by Sexydimma April 3, 2015