Datenapped

When you are on the worst and longest date ever with a person that you didnt want to go out with anyway but did out of obligation, and they picked you up, so you cant leave and you feel too bad to tell them to take you home, so you are forced to endure the entirety of the date.

Girl 1:"How was your night last night?"
Girl 2:"Oh my god! That guy who had been asking me out everyday for three months totally datenapped me! He took me mini-golfing, then to a 12 course meal. He dragged me to a movie, ice-cream and then drinks after. It was the worst night ever!"
Girl 1:"Wait! Datenapped?! is that like date-ra..."
Girl2:"Oh god no! Not at all!"
Girl 1:"Oh thank jesus"

Datenapped by mygodampseudonym August 31, 2015

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datenapping

When you find yourself in a date with someone who bores you to the point that you find yourself asleep with your eyes open.

Paige: Dang, the guy last night who took me to dinner was such a bore. He caught me datenapping right during the entree.

Jill: Ya, I always used to suggest movies instead of dinner, in the event the guy was a loser, so I could catch up on my datenaps, especially if I did not get my meetnapping that day at work.

datenapping by the comand'r October 29, 2014

Word of the Day on May 27, 2015

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DateRaped

When You Go On A Date Just To Be Raped

'Michelle You've just been DateRaped'

DateRaped by Matty Lee 2601 April 27, 2010

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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