by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021
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Get the Coffee mug.A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.
"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"
by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022
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by Coffee_is_me March 8, 2022
Get the Coffee mug.Jailhouse cigarette. U need freeze dried coffee, toothbrush, blue steel wrap from toilet paper and a plastic tumbler with hot water. Use toothbrush to pain coffee on the TP wrap. Put the painted wrap on the tumbler. The hot water in it will dry the paper and pull the coffee through it. Take off the paper. Tear it into tiny balls. Tear off a piece of painted paper the size of a JOB 1.5, put a line of the balls in the paper, roll it up and let dry for 5 minutes. Light it up, tastes kinda like a red cigarette and will give u a caffeine buzz.
by ChknHrt420 March 11, 2022
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