creamed my pants

trying to put creamer in your coffee on a bumpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead

i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

by Smallcreep July 14, 2014

cream

I am not sure where I got this from , but I think another meaning for cream is like when you want to kill somebody.

Jack stole my pizza , I'm so going to cream him.

by kara24601 October 2, 2004

Ice Cream

A really good dairy product....That slips off its DAMN cone too easily!

DAMN HENRY! WHY IS MY ICE CREAM ON THE GROUND?

by Almatter April 6, 2010

Cream Puff

To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.

My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky

by spazmonkey007 January 6, 2008

ice cream

A nickname/codeword for sex.

When Anothony was over we both had ice cream.

by C@$$!DY December 11, 2007

Cream filling

Ejaculating in the women's vagina and using a wisk to fluff it up like cream then getting your grandad to link it out

"Cream filling is tasty" said grandfather

by Reeceydoodle December 20, 2015

The Neopolitan Ice Cream

When a person makes love to theres partners anus and orgasms then proceeds to have there partner deficate on there tongue make a formation similar to Neopolitan ice cream

I can't eat ice cream ever again after i gave that bitch the neopolitan ice cream

by nbctk June 22, 2006