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carpet grin

When a cat opens it's mouth drawing air in and up into the Jacobson's organ to process the scent more deeply than your cat's nose can. Usually resulting in an open mouth grinning expression.
"What's on this blanket? The cats got a wicked carpet grin."
"Dale, the damn cat is grinning at the carpet again!"
by LordOftheTacos February 20, 2023
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Carpeyolo

Carpeyolo means carpeyolo. This is a saying used by many celebrities
Fan:I love *celebrity*
Celebrity:Carpeyolo
by SokSokSop February 27, 2023
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CarParkMark

Hottest drummer in the world but is incapable of jogging due to the the ice cubes that keep falling out of his glass and is weirdly into goats.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I'm just really into CarParkMark.
by fart patrol March 1, 2023
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carpet

Man im craving a tasty carpet
by SkylerMoonlight March 10, 2023
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carp9063

hi
carp9063 loves men
by rqwsawdwqqr April 9, 2023
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Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
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Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.
Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees
by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023
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