When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
Get the Jaffa cakingmug. Cake and Cunnilingus
Celebrated APRIL 14TH
Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.
Celebrated APRIL 14TH
Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.
by Buddddddy May 2, 2014
Get the Cake and Cunnilingusmug. "Hey look at that massive anus cake!"
"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."
"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."
"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."
"I just met this total random tramp, he's a right anus cake..."
"I've got an exam, what an anus cake."
"All 'beliebers' are anus cakes."
by BallSlapper9000 November 8, 2011
Get the Anus Cakemug. A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.
You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.
You scream the cake was a lie!!!
You scream the cake was a lie!!!
by Bigguy247 March 26, 2016
Get the the cake was a liemug. by Liz9912 January 18, 2016
Get the getting that cakemug. Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 13, 2010
Get the cracker cakesmug. A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.
"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."
by freebs August 18, 2013
Get the Float The Cakemug.