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Toke blind

When you smoke so much pot you lose your vision
Yeo bro im sending you a voice note right now because i cant see enough to text you since i smoked a fat bowl and im toke blind
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name-blind

A state of being where someone understands the content or purpose of something but cannot recall or recognize its name.
I totally know what that subject teaches me in college, but I'm completely name-blind when it comes to what it's called!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
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Bird Blindness

The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”

Normal person “Thats an eagle…”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”

Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”

Normal person: “Bird blindness?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”

Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”

Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”

Normal person: “yeah! See?”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”

Normal person: “wow.”

Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
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Adjusting the Blinds

A person who stands in front of blinds while engaging in public manual stimulation of a person's genitals to the point of climax.
A San Diego weatherman recently got in trouble with the law for adjusting the blinds in front of a woman.
by jesster79 March 6, 2011
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