DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.

All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020

Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

Teagan Johnson

White trash skank with little boobs

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson

by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020

Corbin Johnson.

A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

Olliver James Johnson

Oh my lordy lord is that olliver Claims he's gonna beat be and never does ;( such a chadsterling. Randomly barks beware he bites. Definitely shaves his asshole. Like rebel boy skips class for 5 minutes silly goose.

"Olliver James Johnson" said his mother when he was born. Shame

by SmokWheed420 November 15, 2022