by Some random teen kid November 12, 2017
A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
A billy Johnson is a sex move where your about to cum then you whip our dick around like a helicopter and jizz on her forehead
by Vjtbddh April 8, 2019
by Mr_HughJohnson November 24, 2021
The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023
by BigBot15 March 21, 2022