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your moms dead outside 

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
New York Nigga: AYO SHIT, YOUR MOMS DEAD OUTSIDE
Texas Nigga: *Starts Crying*

i was at your moms house 

an answer to any question involving "where".
<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

your moms gay 

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously
Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*
your moms gay by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

shake what your momma gave ya 

get up there girl and ahzke what yo momma gave ya

Your moms ass

I love playing in "your moms ass!"

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::