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Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."
by GCWrites August 22, 2023
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Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.
This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!
by Needle maiden April 22, 2024
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Uncle Herschel's Favorite

Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.
I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.
by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025
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Uncle Uh-Oh

Coined by Jacksfilms in his Royalty Free Christmas Songs part seven its a gentler name for "racist uncle Joe" who holds prejudices and believes evry Facebook conspiracy theory he comes across and makes evry family gathering awkward.
Did anyone give uncle uh-oh the zoom call link
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.
He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"
by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024
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Uncle and Aunt gang

Onkel og tantegjeng (Uncle and Aunt-gang)

Is a group of people who are in their mid 20`s, normally couples, who rather enjoy staying in and playing board games than going out to drink. This is ok occasionally, but not every saturday night for the rest of your life.
So what are you up to this weekend? "Oh I`m going camping with the uncle and aunt gang".

or

Whats your plans for Friday? - Oh im just having tacos with the uncle and aunt gang.
by kunktown October 18, 2016
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Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.
Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.
by crembo February 1, 2023
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