Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online

Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion

by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024

Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.

Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.

by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023

Thumbs-downer

A person that isn’t great, but doesn’t deserve anything less than a thumbs down.

Yeah, you see Scott over there? Now THAT is a real thumbs-downer.

by pancakedonahue February 8, 2023

Thumb Bouncer

Chef Mike

Chef Mike is a heavy thumb bouncer

by Biggyboichungus October 22, 2025

thumbs-diagonal

Somewhat better than "thumbs-horizontal" --- i.e., where you don't know "one way or da other" or " whether it's a 'ding' or 'buzz'" --- in dat you think you've got a better-than-fifty-fifty chance of a positive outcome, but cannot be sure enough yet to do da Fonzie-gesture.

My buddy asked me to run in da store to ask if they were giving out free calendars this year; da clerk said dat they might be, but hadn't heard for sure yet, so I came out and gave my friend a thumbs-diagonal sign.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025

Hairy Thumb

A nickname that is used in someone who in which doesn’t have a jawline nor neck to the extent where you look like a “Hairy Thumb” from almost any angle.

How’s it going, Hairy Thumb?

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Shotgun Thumb

A collection of small cuts and wounds on one’s thumb from excessive beer shotgunning, earned through repeated puncturing of the beer can.

Similar to that of World War 2 American soldiers getting Garand Thumb, just less heroic

Woke up with a serious case of SGT (Shotgun Thumb) must’ve been a FERDA send.

by Smurpho16 December 15, 2025