Google hazard

When a set of search terms returns results from an unrelated area, making zeroing in on your subject much more difficult.

Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.

by large_ovine August 26, 2013

[google] mind

Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.

Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.

by reveredman January 21, 2012

google

v. Another word for ejaculate or cumming

inf. to ejaculate prematurely in one's pants

B-Murph sure googled hard when he was dancing with that chick last night.

by Justice Squad March 3, 2012

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.

I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google

by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012

google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011