Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.
Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.
by scottden95 September 09, 2022
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you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
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Bed Virginity

When a non-relative sits on your bed for the first that isn't you
(Getting a new bed don't reset it)
Yo man don't sit on his bed, it's a waist of his bed Virginity, it gotta be of the person they like!
by Luckyyyyyyyyyyy August 09, 2022
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Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites
by JackieChanIsAHero June 03, 2020
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palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024
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Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 09, 2018
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bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.
What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*
by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019
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