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Pumping blood

The act of having intercourse while a woman is on her period.
by reddawn648 December 23, 2024
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pump track

n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.
“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track
by Ruckus22 May 23, 2020
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Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.
Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.
by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022
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Pump Bottom

A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.

A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”
While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.
by ChelseaMavin April 6, 2024
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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recovery pump

Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
Mate I'm feeling much better, just got myself a wee recovery pump last night.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
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Two-Pump Trump

Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
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