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Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.
My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.
by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022
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Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.
I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.
by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016
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ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.
by ballsquad July 31, 2015
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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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ball timers

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(
by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014
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Scruntchy balls

When your pants fit loose so you use a belt to tighten them the pants fold weird where the zipper is looking very weird and stuffy for the balls
I bought these pair of jeans they weren’t my size, so I used a belt but it gave me scruntchy balls
by 29* December 4, 2018
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flesh balls

the distinction of seeing a man's actual, unclothed testacles.
OMG, I totally saw his flesh balls hanging out of his short shorts. I'm not talking about an outline, this reference is talking about actual testicles visible outside of any fabric. It's real, nude, scrotum.
by Dirty Santa September 7, 2009
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