A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...ðŸ˜
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.
My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...ðŸ˜
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.
by Huloran June 3, 2020

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.
by A fucking mess January 4, 2019
