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Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.
Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now
by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023
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Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?
Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭
by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020
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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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DUB JOKE

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.
Hey that was a good DUB JOKE, props to the translator
by Huloran June 3, 2020
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i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023
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Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.
Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.
by A fucking mess January 4, 2019
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