The Teddy

When you just can’t stop guzzling down an entire bucket of popcorn to yourself while everyone watches

I went on a date last night to the movies and we bought popcorn to share but she pulled the teddy and it was gone before the previews ended

by Aguy February 1, 2026

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Takin a tedy

When someone hides in the restroom to avoids having to work.

Hey has anyone seen jammes? I haven't seen him in like 30 minutes.
Yeah I think hes takin a tedy.

by Pastorpablo February 9, 2021

Queen Of Teddy Grahams

Meriam Boutissant

“Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams”

by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021