Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

Tard

A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.

Person 1: Have you seen the new episode of Naruto?
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a tard.

by KrayZWT April 7, 2017

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

tarded

a retarded way of saying retarded

look at that retard he says tarded

by chajad August 6, 2020