Short Hills

A rich town in New Jersey by Millburn. The worst car you see might be a mitsubishi The people are loaded and also snobs, as you can see from definition number 5. It is known for its mall, in which the only thing you can buy for under 50 bucks is a drink at the starbucks.

I hate people from short hills. they are stuck up snobs.

by Matt0912 August 15, 2008

A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park

Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.

Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?

by Meximan May 21, 2007

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

short bangs

An "oops" kind of moment. Uh-Oh! Kinda dumb about something. Feeling like you got caught with your pants down. But still looking adorable. An embarrasing moment. Like when you look back on a picture of yourself when you were young, with very short bangs (that we all had), and remembering those embarrasing moments.
An innocent but embarrased look.

When I looked down at my feet when I was at work I realized I had 2 different colored socks on and felt like I had short bangs.

by Dawn Ripley December 9, 2008

Scortch

You insult someone, then high five someone else and say scortch at the same time.

Jake say's: RORY's GAY!
Jake and tom together : SCORTCH
they both high five each other whilst rory is in a corner crying and tim is laughing at him.

by TomTom satnav January 29, 2009

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

White-Out Shortage

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.

As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.

by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009