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Canadian Wildfire Smoke 

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you
Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

A Kingston smoke 

The act of taking off your shirt and shoes to smoke a cigarette outdoors, most common in the Appalachian region accompanied with whiskey.
Looks like the games over, let’s head outside for a Kingston smoke!
A Kingston smoke by Joe Devito July 31, 2023

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.
"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

Chode Smoker 

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
Chode Smoker by SAMcal May 24, 2007

smoke sausage 

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy
smoke sausage by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

smokes the cheesy dick 

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.
1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."
smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007