As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.
"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"
This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.
My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.
by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010
Get the White People Problemsmug. by leafinsouthpark June 21, 2006
Get the old people smellmug. (Noun) Nickname given to the University of California at Berkeley in the San Francisco bay area.
Title is a play on the official name of The People's Republic Of China, and is bestowed on Berkeley due to its students reputation for fanatical (bordering on Communist) political leanings. E.G Pro-choice,Antiwar, anti-meat,fanatical gay pride etc...
Title is a play on the official name of The People's Republic Of China, and is bestowed on Berkeley due to its students reputation for fanatical (bordering on Communist) political leanings. E.G Pro-choice,Antiwar, anti-meat,fanatical gay pride etc...
Dave:'I was up at the 'People's Republic Of Berkeley' the
other day for a potluck dinner.'
Jim: 'Food any good?'
Dave: 'Terrible. These people did to vegetables what Hitler did to Poland. And then they start ragging on me about the rubber on my shoes.'
Jim:'What?'
Dave: 'Apparently they consider chopping rubber trees murder.'
other day for a potluck dinner.'
Jim: 'Food any good?'
Dave: 'Terrible. These people did to vegetables what Hitler did to Poland. And then they start ragging on me about the rubber on my shoes.'
Jim:'What?'
Dave: 'Apparently they consider chopping rubber trees murder.'
by banky123 July 16, 2006
Get the people's republic of berkeleymug. The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.
You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.
by shoeshina May 14, 2011
Get the Mountain Dew Peoplemug. (n) a system of time that is offset to make black people consistently late by aprox 30 minutes. the timezone and numerical values for the time are the same but the execution of appointments is such that black people seem to exist in a parallel world that is always behind everyone else.
I told jim to be here at 8:00PM EST but he just got her and its 8:30 already. I guess that is because he is on black time. (black time is short for black people time and is used interchangeably)
by THE ORIGINAL Webster October 30, 2008
Get the black people timemug. What the GOP's identity is in the present day. Any person who does what Trump did during his presidency.
by The Real Driller November 11, 2021
Get the greed over peoplemug. Office Worker 1: Did you see the new woman in our office? She is so hot.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.
Office Worker 2: Yes, that's Lisle, the People and Culture Consultant.
Office Worker 1: What's a People and Culture Consultant?
Office Worker 2: It's the job everyone has called human resources for hundreds of years but now they've started hiring better looking women so they've come up with a new name for the job.
by FinanceTeam August 9, 2019
Get the People and Culture Consultantmug.