Pecker Punch

Punching you in the pecker (penis).

I just pecker punched him and stepped on his testicle. Now you know to never piss off a woman. >:)

by Death By Block Button May 29, 2010

punch in the whiskers

To fuck a hirsute woman.

I gave her a damn good punch in the whiskers.

by John Gallagher June 27, 2006

windmill punch

When a man swings his genitalia around like a windmill and smacks it against someone or something, usually as an act of sexuality. Also referred to as a helicopter punch.

she told me she wanted me to windmill punch her in the face but I'm not really into that

by michaelSlater January 25, 2017

liver punch

When a guy is having sex with a female and when he sticks it in all the way she yelps so loud her sleeping boyfriend awakens from the other room and punches you in the back of the head and yells,"liver alone"

Dude so the firey redhead from the bar last night well we went back to her place and you will never guess, two words, liver punch.... she been married for 7 years...

by dick☆knoggin September 11, 2015

Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

Jerry Punch

A punch from a lame-ass person that just runs his mouth all day and doesn't do a thing.

Jerry threatened to "Jerry punch" me but he won't because he's a pansy.

by Jessi84 December 2, 2009

bung punch

The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.

Carlos was being a douchebag so i gave him a bung punch.

by Fred November 21, 2003