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Lady Pants

A term of endearment between two female (or feminine-natured) friends.
Hey Lady Pants, how's it goin'?
by Stripe Tease January 7, 2011
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Pants Idol

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.
Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.
by Jezmarta September 3, 2005
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pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
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pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.
Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.
by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009
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Panty Burp

An antiquated and euphamistic term referring to the act of defecating in one's undergarments unintentionally, specifically when attempting to expel gas. The term would generally be used by an elderly woman.

See also; Hershey squirts, diarrhea,
Medical Doctor: "Have you been experiencing any diarrhea or other GI problems recently?”
Elderly Female Patient: “Well I do get the Panty Burps every now and then.”
by AppleJack68 February 12, 2010
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Pants are on fire

the shortened phrase of "liar liar pants on fire", means that you are lying, not telling the truth, etc.
yo I just had sex with Kim Kardashian!!" "man shut up, your pants are on fire
by Thorykuleeslum February 23, 2011
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Panty whisper

The release of air trapped inside a vagina. also see queef.
That chick totally just made a panty whisper.
by blacktothefuture March 8, 2012
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